Nibpanfas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest beaver.

Nibpanfas created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibpanfas, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nibpanfas, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nibpanfas' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nibpanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibpanfas.

5. Do not covet oxen.