Nuljatdinappvinruttpon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent dryad.

Nuljatdinappvinruttpon created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuljatdinappvinruttpon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuljatdinappvinruttpon, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nuljatdinappvinruttpon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nuljatdinappvinruttpon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Nuljatdinappvinruttpon loves moths, so they must be honoured.