Badyikfen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Badyikfen created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badyikfen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Badyikfen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Badyikfen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Badyikfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. You must pray to Badyikfen three times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.