Budkanpark is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, passionate donkey.

Budkanpark created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budkanpark, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budkanpark, it will turn you into a puffin.

Budkanpark's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Budkanpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away from blue horses, for they are unholy.

5. Always help dolphins.