Fedkarbif is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciful mole.

Fedkarbif created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedkarbif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fedkarbif, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fedkarbif's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fedkarbif's Holy Commandments

1. Fedkarbif loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Hide if six manatees approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.