Nultarpbog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Nultarpbog created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nultarpbog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nultarpbog, he will turn you into a mole.

Nultarpbog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nultarpbog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never sit near nematodes.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.