Gomyattsand is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, moody giraffe.

Gomyattsand created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomyattsand, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gomyattsand, he will turn you into a rat.

Gomyattsand's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gomyattsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Never paint your hands purple.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.