Sabgatran is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable mouse.

Sabgatran created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgatran, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sabgatran, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sabgatran's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sabgatran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Retreat if eight cats approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never sit in the presence of snakes.

5. You must love Sabgatran.