Jinpaskin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent tortoise.

Jinpaskin created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jinpaskin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jinpaskin, he will turn you into a frog.

Jinpaskin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jinpaskin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.