Dapdonragsag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, astonishing raven.

Dapdonragsag created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapdonragsag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dapdonragsag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dapdonragsag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dapdonragsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your face.