Nigvegcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous fly.

Nigvegcuss created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nigvegcuss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nigvegcuss, he will strike you with lightening.

Nigvegcuss' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nigvegcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near mites.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nigvegcuss on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not eat coconuts.