Panrillam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet crab.

Panrillam created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Panrillam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panrillam, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Panrillam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Panrillam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help dolphins in need.