Bitlapyogzedpomteen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, kind hummingbird.

Bitlapyogzedpomteen created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bitlapyogzedpomteen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bitlapyogzedpomteen, it will strike you with lightening.

Bitlapyogzedpomteen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bitlapyogzedpomteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bitlapyogzedpomteen's priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must love Bitlapyogzedpomteen.

5. Never mention dolphins.