Bellbomril is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane wyvern.

Bellbomril created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellbomril, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bellbomril, he will turn you into a duck.

Bellbomril's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bellbomril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never wear yellow skirts.

3. Never paint your neck white.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.