Gepcedsog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent wasp.

Gepcedsog created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepcedsog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepcedsog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gepcedsog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gepcedsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.