Betzimlun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive cobra.

Betzimlun created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Betzimlun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Betzimlun, he will not care at all.

Betzimlun's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Betzimlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Betzimlun on top of all buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Betzimlun.