Appfligjam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking lobster.

Appfligjam created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Appfligjam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Appfligjam, it will turn you into a worm.

Appfligjam's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Appfligjam's Holy Commandments

1. Appfligjam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never paint your face orange.

3. Hide if six seals approach from the north.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always stare at clouds.