Cebgidvon Farn is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest wolf.

Cebgidvon Farn created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cebgidvon Farn, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cebgidvon Farn, he will think nothing of it.

Cebgidvon Farn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cebgidvon Farn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. You must pray to Cebgidvon Farn eight times a day.