Bogwonsid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, proud dragon.

Bogwonsid created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogwonsid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogwonsid, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogwonsid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bogwonsid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogwonsid.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear green shirts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.