Bifrawrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, uncaring fish.

Bifrawrow created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifrawrow, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bifrawrow, it will turn you into a snail.

Bifrawrow's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bifrawrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never hurt pigs.