Gidyattzig Flowgidbass is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, vain warg.

Gidyattzig Flowgidbass created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidyattzig Flowgidbass, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gidyattzig Flowgidbass, it will turn you into a duck.

Gidyattzig Flowgidbass' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gidyattzig Flowgidbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always take life seriously.