Vidsandbog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy crocodile.

Vidsandbog created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidsandbog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidsandbog, she will destroy your home solar system.

Vidsandbog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vidsandbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.