Zodbitboddog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective fish.

Zodbitboddog created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbitboddog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zodbitboddog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Zodbitboddog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zodbitboddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.