Gudrenneg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic newt.

Gudrenneg created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Gudrenneg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gudrenneg, he will turn you into a dog.

Gudrenneg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gudrenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Gudrenneg loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about amino acids.