Yanyimmis is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, loving hare.

Yanyimmis created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Yanyimmis, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yanyimmis, it will turn you into a tree.

Yanyimmis' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yanyimmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must love Yanyimmis.

3. Never paint your feet fawn.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Yanyimmis loves tortoises, so they must be respected.