Safcinbed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent aardvark.

Safcinbed created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safcinbed, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Safcinbed, she will ignore you.

Safcinbed's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Safcinbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never feed peanuts to turtles while wearing cyan boots.

3. Run away from magenta mice, for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Safcinbed on top of all buildings.