Narquaflit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil butterfly.

Narquaflit created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narquaflit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narquaflit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Narquaflit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Narquaflit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never pour water over plants.