Godnillbon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty human.

Godnillbon created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Godnillbon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Godnillbon, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Godnillbon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Godnillbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.