Mifbus is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless badger.

Mifbus created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbus, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mifbus, he will curse you with boils.

Mifbus' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Mifbus' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink horses for they are unholy.

2. Mifbus loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Respect your elders.