Jophasbab Hakvonkdap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring fox.

Jophasbab Hakvonkdap created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Jophasbab Hakvonkdap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jophasbab Hakvonkdap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Jophasbab Hakvonkdap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jophasbab Hakvonkdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide if seven otters approach from the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Never wear skirts.