Bopnurdag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Bopnurdag created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopnurdag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bopnurdag, she will ignore you.

Bopnurdag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bopnurdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Hide from mauve turtles for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat peanuts.