Botontven is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful squirrel.

Botontven created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Botontven, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botontven, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Botontven's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Botontven's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Hide if six sharks approach from the north.