Tiffigpogsintamcinbag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate sheep.

Tiffigpogsintamcinbag created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiffigpogsintamcinbag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tiffigpogsintamcinbag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tiffigpogsintamcinbag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tiffigpogsintamcinbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.