Gephinfum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sapient jackal.

Gephinfum created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gephinfum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gephinfum, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gephinfum's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gephinfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gephinfum.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Always stare at clouds.