Doghunwod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong chinchilla.

Doghunwod created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doghunwod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Doghunwod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Doghunwod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Doghunwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Doghunwod's priests.

2. Hide if six doves approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.