Farncenwod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate guinea pig.

Farncenwod created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farncenwod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farncenwod, she will be mildly annoyed.

Farncenwod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Farncenwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Farncenwod loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farncenwod.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.