Kanwotdob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful snail.

Kanwotdob created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanwotdob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kanwotdob, he will not care.

Kanwotdob's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kanwotdob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Kanwotdob on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never run near birds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.