Minmondod is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Minmondod created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Minmondod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Minmondod, he will curse you with boils.

Minmondod's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Minmondod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.