Fabnighim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, slow shark.

Fabnighim created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fabnighim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fabnighim, he will turn you into a mole.

Fabnighim's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fabnighim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near voles.

2. Put Fabnighim first in all things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must pray to Fabnighim three times a day.

5. Fabnighim must be the most important thing in your life.