Mobzubdod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful tapir.

Mobzubdod created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobzubdod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mobzubdod, he will turn you into a duck.

Mobzubdod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mobzubdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help moths.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Never wear shirts.