Sommeglap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless centaur.

Sommeglap created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Sommeglap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sommeglap, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Sommeglap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sommeglap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sommeglap.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sommeglap.

5. Never look in ponds.