Kikrilmon Sisflamven is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident mole.

Kikrilmon Sisflamven created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikrilmon Sisflamven, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kikrilmon Sisflamven, she will turn you into a snail.

Kikrilmon Sisflamven's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kikrilmon Sisflamven's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Retreat if nine rats approach from the south.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kikrilmon Sisflamven.