Dandadcad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fast deer.

Dandadcad created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dandadcad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dandadcad, she will turn you into a rock.

Dandadcad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dandadcad's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Dandadcad loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never sit in the presence of seals.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.