Stiklegmif is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered pigeon.

Stiklegmif created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiklegmif, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stiklegmif, he will destroy your home solar system.

Stiklegmif's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stiklegmif's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the south.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stiklegmif.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.