Sanrigquag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate capybara.

Sanrigquag created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sanrigquag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sanrigquag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sanrigquag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sanrigquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never wear black trousers.