Hubnellgon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unjust cat.

Hubnellgon created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hubnellgon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hubnellgon, he will turn you into a goat.

Hubnellgon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hubnellgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Hubnellgon loves pigs, so they must be respected.