Bossquamsid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless naga.

Bossquamsid created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bossquamsid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bossquamsid, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bossquamsid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bossquamsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Hide from violet sharks for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always pray immersed in water.