Jabfodfid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, happy jellyfish.

Jabfodfid created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabfodfid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabfodfid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jabfodfid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jabfodfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never jump in the presence of great tits.

4. Never wear yellow scarves.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.