Sawtarsishudget is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, able elephant.

Sawtarsishudget created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawtarsishudget, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sawtarsishudget, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sawtarsishudget's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sawtarsishudget's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sawtarsishudget.

2. Put Sawtarsishudget first in all things.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Hide if five turtles approach from the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.