Pagdotran is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective bat.

Pagdotran created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagdotran, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pagdotran, it will turn you into a duck.

Pagdotran's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pagdotran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Pagdotran's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Feed all hungry goats.